The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.
omg this stressed me out like no other
Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.
no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power
The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother
the legal hunger games
The Number Games
ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH
TRY THE DIVISION ONES, THEN YOU CAN COMPLAIN!
"I don’t want to think about certain things" is not a reason to get black out drunk. It’s not cute, you don’t look cute doing it, and when you talk/blog about it, it’s not poetic. It is pathetic, it makes you look weak. You can’t escape the thought of anything. If that certain thought has made you feel the need to drink, then that thought is not going to leave. It already has control over you. It’s kind of like a demon (certain thoughts you wish to escape) and you are using a Ouija bored (the amount of alcohol your drink to escape it) as a way to make it go away.
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I love living in a dorm, I love the college life, I love all of my classes (for the most part), and I am very happy.
I love my roommate as well, she is sweet. But I never get to be in the room by myself for an hour a day (at the most) and when she is in here she is always watching TV. I feel like I have no space at all. I can’t even watch netflix in my own bed anymore with my headphones in because where she has put the TV she is literally sitting right next to me. I am about to lose my mind. I want some fucking space
I don’t understand how people can give themselves to a complete stranger. Let them take something that is special, something that people do when they love each other. It won’t fill any empty space in your chest or even in your fucked up mind. It’s like you are letting a robber into your house and telling them, “have at it. Start in my room, that’s where the most valuable stuff is”. I know that when you feel like you have lost your mind, you also feel like you have lost all control. But that doesn’t mean you have to lose your dignity.
One day a fool wandered into the castle and found the king alone. And being a fool, he was simple minded, he didn’t see a king. He only saw a man alone and in pain. And he asked the king, “What ails you friend?” The king replied, “I’m thirsty. I need some water to cool my throat”. So the fool took a cup from beside his bed, filled it with water and handed it to the king. As the king began to drink, he realized his wound was healed. He looked in his hands and there was the holy grail, that which he sought all of his life. And he turned to the fool and said with amazement, “How can you find that which my brightest and bravest could not?”
And the fool replied, "I don’t know. I only knew that you were thirsty."
“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski